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'Shrooming at Work

This is the most disturbing fungus I've ever seen and I found it right outside my office door on May 27. I think I saw this in an Anime movie doing something unspeakable to a girl in a sailor dress.

Is it from Earth or Planet X?  In the wild...  Dirty girls get the 'shroom.  The scale is tenths of inches.

Thanks to the diligent research of one Roger Clark, the identity of the sexual space fungus has been revealed: an Elegant Stinkhorn. It really does stink and its family name indicates that we modern perverts weren't the only ones to snigger about its morphological relationship to a schlong.

Further 'Shrooming

We had such a wet spring and summer that I found a whole mushroom forest growing at the base of a tree in my yard. Again, shockingly colored, these weren't nearly so exciting in shape. I told Emily she should harvest a few and make an omelette.

Quite a little herd of mushrooms.  Damn! It looks like a mushroom family reunion!  These mushrooms are VERY friendly.  So close it looks like mushroom porn.